Great. I just discovered that “Goddess Patty, which is the google term people are using to find my blog, is an overweight dominatrix with her own, um, web-based business. I am gonna have to come up with another term of endearment for my child! But go ahead and google the term if you want a good laugh. It’s terribly sacriligeous and yet, I think she’s on to something!
Here’s a list of her rules, as posted on her site:
Goddess PATTY Worship Temple
You have to follow my rules
You will spoil me.
You will pay my bills for me.
You will not waste my time.
You will always treat me with respect calling me “Mistress”, “Goddess”, “Ma’am” etc.
Always be Honest and never ignore me.
Tribute, Spoil & Pamper A LOT
Nothing comes for free so don’t waste my time asking
Hell, I might start my own website and be a goddess. Or maybe I’ll just post this list on my refrigerator for the family.