Comments on: What If I Choke on a Carrot and Die? http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/ The deranged ramblings of a suburban soccer mom on the edge. Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:38:26 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Gina http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-642 Gina Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:24:55 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-642 Or throwing peas and carrots behind the buffet while no one was looking, huh Bubba? ;) Or throwing peas and carrots behind the buffet while no one was looking, huh Bubba? ;)

]]> By: Bubbacus Maximus http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-641 Bubbacus Maximus Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:50:55 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-641 You were never concerned about projectile vomiting at the dinner table when you were a child! You were never concerned about projectile vomiting at the dinner table when you were a child!

]]> By: Mojo http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-630 Mojo Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:43:04 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-630 Yes, Teensy, even choking to death alone in Tom and Karen's powder room pales by comparison! Thanks for reminding me! :) Yes, Teensy, even choking to death alone in Tom and Karen’s powder room pales by comparison!

Thanks for reminding me! :)

]]> By: Teensy http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-629 Teensy Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:37:38 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-629 Mojo, it reminds me of your bathroom tale. Made me giggle again just remembering it. ; ) Mojo, it reminds me of your bathroom tale. Made me giggle again just remembering it. ; )

]]> By: merediff http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-626 merediff Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:54:02 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-626 the bathroom is a hazard. maybe you should look into relocating it. however, i didn't hear you coughing up a lung at the party. you weren't in top form saturday night! i was so hoping you would be! but i am glad i got to see you. the bathroom is a hazard. maybe you should look into relocating it.

however, i didn’t hear you coughing up a lung at the party. you weren’t in top form saturday night! i was so hoping you would be!

but i am glad i got to see you.

]]> By: Kiki http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-625 Kiki Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:47:38 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-625 You are so right, Gina--that "powder room" is a dangerous one--many a times I've reached for the knob and felt--nothing--my heart races, and fear takes over, I ask myself, "can I get out of here?" However, it feels like home--I am very familiar with a lot of stuff people would never notice in that bathroom...I've spent more time in their than I'd like to admit! You are so right, Gina–that “powder room” is a dangerous one–many a times I’ve reached for the knob and felt–nothing–my heart races, and fear takes over, I ask myself, “can I get out of here?” However, it feels like home–I am very familiar with a lot of stuff people would never notice in that bathroom…I’ve spent more time in their than I’d like to admit!

]]> By: Gina http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-624 Gina Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:57:45 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-624 She wasn't worried about choking alone in Tom's bathroom because she takes the chance of dying a slow and lonely death every time she closes the door to her guest bathroom. Remember, Kiki? It's like playing Russian roulette. You never know if that door will open back up. And during a party you can bang and yell and nobody will ever hear you. She wasn’t worried about choking alone in Tom’s bathroom because she takes the chance of dying a slow and lonely death every time she closes the door to her guest bathroom. Remember, Kiki? It’s like playing Russian roulette. You never know if that door will open back up. And during a party you can bang and yell and nobody will ever hear you.

]]> By: Kiki http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-623 Kiki Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:34:30 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-623 I was at Dairy Queen this summer with my kids when a guy who was with his kids started to choke. He jumped up and started running around, but know one knew he was choking! By the time I realized it, he was at the counter pointing at his neck and a worker grabbed him in the back of the store and managed to dislodge whatever was stuck. He was probably turning pretty purple by then! Honestly, I don't even think his kids realized he was choking--I mean, if you're truly choking, you really can't talk--no airway! You just look kind of "dumb" in the true sense of the word, I guess. So, I have to concur with Mokjo and Teensy--going into the bathroom to choke in private--stupid. Especially when you pass out, fall and hit your head and block the doorway with your lifeless body! I was at Dairy Queen this summer with my kids when a guy who was with his kids started to choke. He jumped up and started running around, but know one knew he was choking! By the time I realized it, he was at the counter pointing at his neck and a worker grabbed him in the back of the store and managed to dislodge whatever was stuck. He was probably turning pretty purple by then! Honestly, I don’t even think his kids realized he was choking–I mean, if you’re truly choking, you really can’t talk–no airway! You just look kind of “dumb” in the true sense of the word, I guess. So, I have to concur with Mokjo and Teensy–going into the bathroom to choke in private–stupid. Especially when you pass out, fall and hit your head and block the doorway with your lifeless body!

]]> By: Kiirah2008 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-622 Kiirah2008 Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:02:32 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-622 Hey aunt jenn, Now don't laugh but I have the heimlich maneuver done on me twice. both times i choked on a chicken sandwich. I just love my sandwiches, lol. the last time was the grosses. i threw up all over my friends dinner table, her mom was the one that did the heimlich on me. i felt so stuid afterwards. just wanted to share that with you,lol -Love ya, Kii Hey aunt jenn,
Now don’t laugh but I have the heimlich maneuver done on me twice. both times i choked on a chicken sandwich. I just love my sandwiches, lol. the last time was the grosses. i threw up all over my friends dinner table, her mom was the one that did the heimlich on me. i felt so stuid afterwards. just wanted to share that with you,lol
-Love ya, Kii

]]> By: Teensy http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-621 Teensy Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:37:19 +0000 http://dailydiatribes.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/what-if-i-choke-on-a-carrot-and-die/#comment-621 Hey, didn't I teach you any better!!! That's exactly what people do! They start to choke, are embarrassed, and run to the bathroom, then die!!! That's why you run after them. Silly woman!!! Sorry we missed the party now, I would have run after you!!!!! You are right Mojo! Hey, didn’t I teach you any better!!! That’s exactly what people do! They start to choke, are embarrassed, and run to the bathroom, then die!!! That’s why you run after them. Silly woman!!! Sorry we missed the party now, I would have run after you!!!!! You are right Mojo!

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